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Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

42 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 19,574 notes
Tagged as: #science bros 

mishasminions:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

46 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 147,801 notes
flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

47 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 81,346 notes
pumpkintears:

This is a great idea for a Halloween Party. Very clever.

pumpkintears:

This is a great idea for a Halloween Party. Very clever.

50 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 173 notes

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

51 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 253,554 notes
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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 69,279 notes

ramjet94:

Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 80,837 notes
Tagged as: #teen titans 

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 168,391 notes
Tagged as: #jfc 

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 491,855 notes
applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 713,745 notes